New Rule: De-Funked
New Rule - Now that you have nominated a real life black person and proved you are not racist... Check out Real Time with Bill Maher live Fridays at 11PM/10C - Only on HBO...
Exclusive Video: Lame Show
New Rule: You don't get a victory lap if you're the shittiest president in history...
Credit Where Credit Is Due
New Rule: Stimulating the economy is like stimulating your body--there are good ways and bad ways to do it. And John McCain's "gas tax holiday" is basically economic crystal meth. There's a seemingly dry headline this week that is a lot scarier than it looks: Bank of...
Exclusive Video: Truck Off
New Rule: On Earth Day this Tuesday, responsible vehicle owners must show their support for the planet by giving every Hummer driver they see the finger...
Divorcing Iraq
Conservatives, and especially the neo-cons, got this sentimental idea into their heads that all Iraq needed was a taste of American-style freedom and all would be well. They thought, "Sunnis, Shiites--forget all that. Once these people get a load of us and what we're offering, they...
Exclusive Video: Torcher Memo
New Rule: In honor of China's environmental record, the Olympic flame should spew toxic gas. "China overtakes US as world's biggest polluter" - The Tech Herald"Head Of Olympic Committee: China Must Improve Human Rights"- Huffington Post" Olympic torch hit by protests during Paris leg" - CNN...
Forget Petraeus, Bring Sadr to Washington
Look, no one is doubting Petraeus' skill as a general. Seems to be the best guy we've got. He's the man. He's Zeus. We all agree. And maybe things would be much better now if he'd been in charge from the start. But if we need...
Exclusive Video: More Material, Girl
New Rule: Someone has to tell Madonna that there's a three decade limit for dressing like a whore. "New Madonna video featuring JT and some other guy" - 23/6"Review: Madonna's Hard Candy"- BBC News...
The Biofuel Boom
A couple years ago, investing in biofuels was the shit. Incentivizing biofuel production was thought to be good for business and good for the environment, a win-win. It's that rare cause that could bring together Al Gore, President Bush, and Willie Nelson. Oops. It turns out now that...
Exclusive Video: Toke Machine
New Rule: Until pot is legalized, you can't sell it in vending machines. Caucus Me: The Mall "Marijuana Vending Machines"- BuzzFeed "Pot vending machines take root in Los Angeles" -MSNBC "Marijuana vending machine" - Boing Boing...






