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New Rule: Catholics Must Get Up Out of the Pew and Walk Out of the Church Forever
When Barack Obama didn't hear Reverend Wright say those awful things about America, he still should have rushed the stage, smite Reverend Wright with the cross, and left the church. If there's anything the right wing can agree on, it's that. And that gays are going hell...
Nader Doesn't Matter
I don't think it matters that Ralph Nader's running. It didn't matter in 2004. How many people even remember he ran in 2004? So it's silly to make a big issue of it. At this point, Ralph's just in it for the chicks...or the...
My Best Picture
My favorite movie of the year was the one about the heartless con man who's obsessed with finding oil. Its called No End In Sight...
Idiocracy
Have too many Americans become gullible, ill-informed idiots who have elevated feelings over facts and replaced critical thinking with a blind sense of trust for authority? I'm not trying to be insulting here; I'm just trying to figure out Rudy Giuliani's poll numbers. Four years ago...
New Rule: Stop Saying Iraq is Another Vietnam, it's Another Enron
Iraq is Enron, and President Bush is Ken Lay. He's fighting a war with phony accounting tricks. The Bush administration fudged the numbers to get us into Iraq, and cooked the books to keep us there. "The surge" is simply another in a long series of inflated stock quotes...
Islamists Still Hate Cartoons
Okay, there's some Al Qaeda in Iraq bigwig named Abu Omar al Baghdadi who has just offered a $100,000 reward for the assassination of Swedish cartoonist Lars Vilks. And his crime? He drew a picture of a dog with Mohammed's head on it. And there's also...
24-Hour Republican Party People
New Rule: Republicans changed their party before -- from the party that freed the slaves to the party that freed Scooter Libby -- and they survived. Now it's time for them to stop pretending they're still the party of Reagan and take up a new banner: The Party of Superfreaky...
Let Bush Be Reagan
New Rule: For the next 18 months, let Bush be Reagan. A completely dissociative personality who lets the real work of the nation go on elsewhere, while he sits behind his desk and hums. I don't think the problem is that Bush lives in a bubble. I say make...
That Tingle Means It's Working
Doesn't it set a wonderful example for democracy when leaders in this country, both Democrat and Republican, call for the ouster of the elected Maliki government in Iraq? And now for your first lesson in elected democracy--the coup d'etat. Oh, and number two--installing a CIA-backed...
