If video killed the radio star, the Internet has killed the porn star. The information super-highway is about to intersect with the Hershey highway and, soon, no one will be able to get off.

I can live without the auto industry. I can accept that Fannie Mae may kick my...

I am a stand up comedian. I depend on the New Year's Eve gig to to make some big bucks, so I was thrilled when I was booked at the Fuckel Hut in Miami Beach's famous nightclub, The Mansion. The guest list there is a mixed group of petulant, cocky...

The jokes was on us in 2008, making us all proverbial straight men, reacting to the appalling developments in the harrowing comedy that has become the 21st century. Some years are so bad you have to bury them, the worse the year, the deeper the hole. 2008 should be buried...

One of the supreme moments of free-range celebrity gone haywire was when Anne Heche (pronounced "he-she") appeared on Larry King Live. The pretty actress was rambling about having taken ecstasy tablets and being abducted by space aliens. As I sucked on my Dove Bar, I thought, "it doesn't didn't get...

Here is an impression of Jesus that you can do at parties that is sure to amuse: Pour water on floor, then walk on it. Wait five minutes and wait to see who follows you to the bar.

Proposition 8, which passed with 52 percent of...

Palin's post-election publicity-blitz team recently invited Matt Lauer and The Today Show cameras into her kitchen to take a peak as she cooked dinner, this doesn't mean she's ready to give up on the stock stump speech she gave on the trail, it just means she wants to share secrets...

1. Become Seal's penis.

2. Have sex with a Moose. The meat is very fresh tasting and less fatty; unlike Chastity Bono.

3. Let go of that fart you have been holding onto since prom night.

4. Finally get THAT web...

The American political system is working, and I am replete with hope. Hillary bowed out with dignity. Obama has grace and that wife and a Black Camelot is about to dawn. Countdown with Keith Olbermann is beating The O'Reilly Factor, and Brody Jenner just got his own reality show, so...

Conservative observer Michelle Malkin has called Rachel Ray's keffiyeh scarf "hate couture." Michelle, let me tell you what hate couture is--low riding, hip hugging jeans on women over the age of 60. Nobody wants to see old muffin tops drooping over a belt. It's hateful. Hate couture is gay...

In my ''80s," Rick Springfield and Rick James could kick Rick Astley's ass...

We have all found ourselves torn between the desire to cling to what we have and know, or move on and readjust into a new way of life--the best thing is to go into the past...