The holidays come and my secret shame floats like spent tinsel. I was excommunicated from the Catholic Church when I was two days old. I know you must be asking, "What did little Brad dribble to be kicked out of the kingdom at such a tender age?" It's easy...

Do you hear what I hear? Why are Christmas carols sending me into a rage? They didn't last year. This generation needs its own Christmas carols. Bing Crosby died so, why are we still letting it snow? This nostalgic fantasy doesn't apply to this jaded world that has...

History teaches us that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap. Nobody said anything about the price of electronics... On "Black Friday," 147 million Americans went shopping from sea to shining mall. A day of cursing, clawing, casualties, and endless traffic jams. But nothing prepared me...

I am thankful that Bruce Jenner is not my stepfather or step daughter or interior designer or whatever he is now. I am thankful that my father is not Robert Kardasian who defended OJ Simpson. But that I have my own father, who defends Glenn Beck. I am thankful that...

Before you hear it 100 different ways on TMZ, I want you to read my official statement to the press: I never had sex, but I was "fingered emotionally" by David Copperfield. It started late into the night at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party. I was listening to Larry Birkhead...

In these days when we are all forced to see the Dog deal with his inner puppy, I yearned for a little racial relief, and jumped at the chance to go to Rev. Jesse Jackson's 66th Birthday celebration at the Beverly Hilton. Chris Jackson, who works for Jackson's...

The other night I turned on the TV and heard Glenn Beck say, "If Liberals have their way, soon a kid won't even be able to go into a toy store and buy a cap gun." (Add sneering dismissive hand motion here.) The tone in which he spoke out...