Conservative columnist Rich Lowry of the National Review is the target of quite a bit of ridicule at the moment thanks to his rather "descriptive" review of Sarah Palin's performance at Thursday's vice presidential debate.

Here's what he wrote the following morning:

Palin... projects through the screen like crazy....

21 Completely Random Comments My Wife and I Made to Each Other While Watching Last Night's Philanthrotainment Extravaganza, Idol Gives Back.

1. "For the cost of just one of Paula's therapy sessions, you could feed an entire African village for a year. Please give generously."

2. I'm not...

A few days ago, the weekend Today show upped the ante in the news media's ongoing competition to find the most imaginative way to scare the hell out of you for no good reason. The show did a segment on a dangerous new condition supposedly rearing its ugly head on...

Good day Oprah, we are Acrimonious.

Over the years, we have been watching you. We have had no choice really, as you are fucking everywhere.

Your stranglehold on every form of media; your unjustified influence over our culture; your arrogance in believing that your very existence makes the world a...

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RUN TIME: :55
MIXED AND READY FOR AIR 01/24/08
KILL DATE: Indef.

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(Fade up from black to slow dissolves of various pix of Heath Ledger, opening strains of Coldplay's "Fix You" can be heard....