Because I am a Long Island boy and was therefore contractually obligated to listen to Billy Joel music growing up, I am intimately familiar with Billy's overreaching, maudlin six-minute war songs...

And although I don't disagree with the basic concepts expressed in his charming new Christmas carol, nothing...

I'm thankful that Mike Huckabee isn't our president yet, even though "reminding me of a kindly uncle" has become more important to voters than "believes in evolution." I'm thankful that Fred Thompson hasn't gotten higher in the polls, not only because he'd be a terrible leader, but because there's a...

Hillary Clinton's sick, disgusting penchant toward planting questions in the audience calls into question the ethics of all political candidates. If candidates know what questions they are going to hear in a Q&A, who knows what else they are capable of?

Evidently, candidates also engage in other devious practices in...

Because no one who reads the interweb was actually alive the last time the WGA went on strike (I mean, 1988...isn't that when the War of 1812 was?), there are few survivors from that battle left alive to counsel strikers during these difficult times. Therefore, as one of the few...