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Rep. John Conyers: Is There Another Doctor in the House?

Congressman John Conyers (D-Mich.) has written a letter to his Democratic colleagues in the Hizzle, asking them to oppose Dr. Sanjay Gupta's nomination for Surgeon General. In the letter, Rep. Conyers wrote that he has "serious concerns" about Gupta's "requisite experience" and "medical background," calling the nomination something...

Nazis Need Birthday Cakes Too

All Heath and Deborah Campbell of Hunterdon County, NJ wanted was a birthday cake for their adorable little Aryan, Adolf Hitler, who turned 3 last week.

But, sadly, they just don't teach cake-writing in white supremacy class anymore. And when the Campbells asked a nearby ShopRite to inscribe "Happy...

Dear Iraq



Dear Iraq,

Dudes. We can't tell you how many times we've wanted to throw our shoes at Bush. Well, okay, not our own shoes per se, because you don't just throw away shoes in this economy, not even a pair of grungy scribbled-on Chucks. The point...

Isn't She Pretty...in Mink?

Looking for a calendar to keep track of your social commitments in 2009? Forget Pirelli and its nudish, high fashion models photographed in Africa by Peter...

Keep Your Friends Close and Your Frenemies Closer

Post-election politics have begun to resemble an episode of The Hills lately, with Obama--who is obviously Lauren Conrad--reconciling with bitter rival John McCain Monday while currently vetting best frenemy Hillary Clinton for Secretary of State. McCain is this drama's Heidi Montag, Lauren's former friend who...

An "Other" to the "Others"

CNN conducted exit polls yesterday of 2,240 California voters on Proposition 8, the gay marriage ban, breaking down the yes's and no's by age, sex, income, education level, et al. Here are the results by race:

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Obammunism

A recent online poll conducted by the U.S. Embassy on the China Daily website shows that 75 percent of the People's people favor Obama over McCain. An analyst of a Horizon Research survey on Chinese interest in the election posited that the reason for this is "(Obama's)...

In Her (Johnny Choo) Shoes

The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck attended rallies over the weekend with Sarah Palin, where all the two women seemed to talk about were clothes and...

Hey Sarah Silverman, Schlep for Us, Too!

Dear Sarah Silverman,

We're reaaaaaally psyched about all of the schlepping to Florida you've been organizing in pursuit of Obama votes. What better way to rally that crazy battleground state for the good, than with the power of Bubbes? It's genius!

Let's switch gears slightly, yo. With eleven days...

Smearing the Plumber Not Just a Great Shit-Porn Title

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The country may be post-racial, but Joe Biden is still Joe Biden
The country may be post-racial, but Joe Biden is still Joe Biden
Blago TV
Sharp-eyed viewers might have caught Blago appearing on a few other shows this...
What should Obama's response be to Republican "concerns" about the budget?
What should Obama's response be to Republican "concerns" about the budget?