It's hard for me to imagine the complete state of shock that gripped the nation -- really the whole world -- when President Kennedy was assassinated 45 years ago today, on November 22, 1963, and then assassin Lee Harvey Oswald was slain two days later on national television. I was...

As a public service, here is our newly updated list of the remaining things that haven't happened yet:

African-American elected president of United States
Joe DiMaggio's consecutive-game hit record broken
Peace in Middle East
World oil supply runs out
Bin Laden captured
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Sure, TV comedy writers should be paid what they deserve, for all the ways their work is used on the Internet and in other new media. In a perfect world, robotic online replacements like this for cranking out late-night TV talk show monologues might not be necessary. But as long...

It does not surprise me that Argentina finally elected a female president. Argentina is the country with the most girly name. It's a lovely name. Meet my niece, Argentina. I think Argentina is the most feminine of country names, followed by India, Jamaica, Georgia, China,...