Drew Grant

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Batman and Bush: Both Begin With the Letter "B"

You guys remember when The Dark Knight came out two weeks ago and everyone was like, "Oooh, this film is going to be the best film because of Heath Ledger's turn as the Joker?" But then it turned out that all your friends were only half right, because the new...

Barack Obama > Hitler

So when I woke up today my first thought wasn't of Barack Obama's impending speech in Berlin (it's usually more along the lines of "¿don't pee here?") but duh, he spoke and I was there. Well not "there" but I saw the Fox and Friends commentary on my iPhone....

Chuck Palahniuk's Political Advice Column

Dear Chuck P,

I am divided between John McCain and Barack Obama on the issue of the Iraq war. Which candidate has a more feasible and comprehensive approach to the situation in the Middle East? - Confused and Divided

Dear CAD,

More than you realize, Zoophilia has become...

Crocs to Be Elected President of Your Feet

Hey guys, jump on the train because we're heading to a new shoe-macracy where free trade means never having to go without horrible plastic shoes again. At least, that's where we're heading if John McCain has anything to say about it:

The country may be post-racial, but Joe Biden is still Joe Biden
The country may be post-racial, but Joe Biden is still Joe Biden
Blago TV
Sharp-eyed viewers might have caught Blago appearing on a few other shows this...
What should Obama's response be to Republican "concerns" about the budget?
What should Obama's response be to Republican "concerns" about the budget?