11:11 Dan Quayle is back!!
11:11 And he brought Al Gore!!!
11:14 I am so sick of hearing about George H. W. going sky diving
11:15 Bill doesn't look happy
11:15 Haha one Senator objected to Hillary's nomination
11:17 How is he supposed to sky...

As representatives from Ukraine and Russia are getting ready to meet on Saturday to discuss the gas row, Europeans are being frozen to the edge, going so far as to burn their beloved 1992 David Hasselhoff Calendars to stay warm. Agreements made this week have fallen apart, so in order...

Roland Burris has been blocked from taking a valuable fucking thing (read: Senate Seat) as Secretary of the Senate, Nancy Erickson has rejected Blago's pick. Currently Burris is speaking with his lawyers to figure out his options.

In light of the scandal and his refusal to either step down or...

Throughout the Financial Crisis, the bailouts, the stimulus package, the foreclosures, the layoffs, and all of the other crap that's been going on in the economy this year, one thing has remained constant; one thing has remained unchanged by the upheaval of our economy; one thing has remained unfettered by...

While most of today's spotlight has fallen on the Blago, it should not be overlooked that Congressman, former presidential candidate, and all-around illegal immigrant hater from Colorado, Tom Tancredo has announced his retirement from House. Some see the move as a possible prelude to a run at the governorship...

Now that the lawsuit has been filed, the shoppers have returned home, and the deadliest Black Friday in the history of sales is over, it is officially Christmas season (unless your Jewish, in that case it's Hanukkah season). It's finally here and so is my latest Christmas Wish List. I...

Last year around this time, we explored the frankenfood turducken, this year we'll take a look at another recent Thanksgiving tradition, the man who has single-handely brought turducken to the national stage: John Madden. Every year John Madden takes to the stage and announces football games. He has...

President-Elect Obama has unrolled a new website, change.gov to keep the American people in the know as he Baracks America's dollar and gives us our change. The website allows viewers to get the scoop on the new administration without going through all of those pesky...

With the election less than a week away, tonight we will finally experience the long-awaited unveiling of Barack Obama's plan for the direction of American Television. With last year's Writer's Strike still fresh in our minds, the switch to all digital broadcasting nearly upon, and the possibility of a SAG...

First Cheney declared that the Vice President was it's own branch of the government, now Palin said the VP controls the Senate. Giving the benefit of the doubt, she was explaining the role in a way a third grader could understand it: when I was in...