The Top Brass at the Big 3 (Or "The Oily Trinity") has said that they will reduce their salaries to $1 dollar a year to show that they really mean business when it comes to a bailout.

They have also made some new promises:

• We will build a car that...

Bush is pushing through a last minute order that will not allow any institution receiving federal money to punish a medical provider who refuses to offer services against their religion. Too bad my nurse is a Voodoo priestess from New Orleans. I ask for a condom, she refuses,...

Obama wants Senator Joe Lieberman to remain in the Democratic Caucus as long as he agrees to one of the following:

1) Leave the Homeland Security Committee and join the Mall Security Committee to tackle the rising incidences of kids taking more than one free Chik-Fil-A sample. He will also...

Democrats are trying to bring back the public airwaves policy of equal time for opposing viewpoints.

The O'Reilly Factor is trying to figure out how to offer Democratic balance if the new guidelines are in place. Here is a leaked excerpt of a future script:

Bush supports The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services putting new barriers to accessing common forms of contraception like birth control pills, emergency contraception and IUDs by labeling them "abortion."

Maybe Bush is just confusing IUDs with IEDs. Therefore he is only expanding the War on Terror. He sees...

The Justice Department's Inspector General revealed that Ivy Leaguers and other top law students were rejected for Justice Department jobs because of their liberal leanings or objections to Bush administration politics. This once fiercely independent department looked for "buzz words" on resumes that revealed liberal or conservative leanings....