Georgia Van Cuylenburg

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Apparently, John McCain Was a POW

Aug. 16 - A direct transcript of John McCain's responses at the Saddleback Faith Forum...

When asked about abortion, McCain said "when I was a prisoner of war in Vietnam no one ever, once, aborted their babies."

When asked about Christian faith, McCain said "when I was a...

Can You Spell Bush? B - U - S...

WASHINGTON - The Bush administration has spent $6 billion on a reading program for children, but according to a study by the program's own champion, the U.S. Department of Education, "It didn't work good!"

The program, Reading First, was created as part of the 2001 No Child Left...

Unhealthy Insurance!

You know who I think should win the election?...The candidate that actually has a workable way to standardize healthcare--simple! Getting health insurance in this country is harder than finding an intelligible sentence in a George Bush speech. So, I decided I should do the mature thing and get health insurance...

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like Pedophilia

Whatever happened to a birthday cake, new socks and a grandchild singing Happy Birthday into the phone? For his 81st birthday, poor Pope Benedict gets to fly all the way over to the U.S., make small talk with George Bush on the drive back from the airport (luckily this is...

Iraq is Rooting for the Republicans

As an Aussie, I get to sit in the middle of the Republicans and the Democrats just as I sit between the Angels and the Dodgers. But knowing what I do about our fair-weather friends over in the Middle East, I can't help but think--for the future of our mere...

Sorry!

It was a momentous day in Australian history today...of course you all know why right?...No? Today, the Australian government finally said "SORRY" to the Aboriginal people for over 200 years of genocide, discrimination, abuse and generally crap treatment. All it took was years of Sorry petitions, Sorry songs written, Sorry...

Thanks Writers' Strike!

A few people (especially writers on cable shows) are claiming that the Writers Strike achieved nothing. To those skeptics I say "nay!" I have learnt some amazing money saving ideas since the strike started. And in honor of the writers I will share these tips with you...so you will be...

It's a Wonderful iLife

In celebration of the new Macbook Air, I dedicate the following piece to the people at Apple who continue to show me what I never knew I really needed to turn my life into an iLife.

I woke up this morning in my iBed, I turned my iAlarmclock off, turned...

If Britney Can Do it, Then So Can I!

For years I have been staring at my reflection in the mirror wondering how I can loose a few extra pounds. I have tried the Atkins diet, the grapefruit diet, the master cleanse, I have even tried exercise. But when I was loading my fat free yogurt, sugar free Jello...

Bin Laden Raises Rebel Child

First it is the dread locks, then he marries a woman his father's age and now world peace? What a disgrace!

Dinner at the bin Laden's has been more awkward than someone farting in a packed elevator since Omar, one of Osama's sons, announced to the world that he wants...

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The country may be post-racial, but Joe Biden is still Joe Biden
The country may be post-racial, but Joe Biden is still Joe Biden
Blago TV
Sharp-eyed viewers might have caught Blago appearing on a few other shows this...
What should Obama's response be to Republican "concerns" about the budget?
What should Obama's response be to Republican "concerns" about the budget?