My belief (and I am right) is that the GOP is trying to lose this Election. Fortunately it is no working.

They're sharp enough to see that the next Commander-in-Chief will inherit inflation, a housing crisis and an intractable war. Republicans may have been dumb enough to cause all...

The networks announced that they are launching nothing but reality and game shows until the Strike is resolved. A friend from the Studios just faxed me a highly classified preview of what programs are being fast tracked into production for January:

1) "Surprise Funeral" A dead body is taken to...

Top Ten signs that your wife is cheating on you:
(By Juan Gonzalez)

1. Instead of giving you the tacos, she gives you the crabs.
2. Instead of the Telemundo she insists on watching "The Desperate Housewives."
3. Bill Clinton just mysteriously issued her a green card
4. The new baby is a...

• If we want to end this thing immediately, let's get the hair and makeup people to strike. Then we'll see how ugly Betty really is.
• I've seen a lot of writers praying to God in the last few days. The key to the Strike is getting him to stop writing...

• There haven't been this many rich Jews doing laps since the Friars Club closed their swimming pool.
• Turns out that Halloween was the last chance for a lot of Hollywood actors to perform. I opened up my front door and there was a guy dressed as Charlie Sheen. Then I...