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Senator McCain, You Were Right to Suspend Your Campaign. You Should. Permanently.
Senator McCain, At this point, only two things are possible: You know exactly what you're doing, in which case you're the most arrogant, calculating, power-mad son of a bitch ever to strut upon the national stage; or, you don't know what you're doing in which...
A Bald Megalomaniac and a Reactionary Twit, Yeah, That's the Ticket!
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No-Brainer
vs... Don't worry. It's a no-brainer...
Because People Are Stupid Enough to Buy Anything
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Dear Republicans, the People Who Control Your Party Think You're Dumb
How badly do you have to be lied to by the GOP before you finally realize they don't give a shit about you? These people have made their careers off the fact that you can be convinced that the party of wealth and privilege is manned by regular folks...
Breaking: Deranged Old Man Loose in St. Paul Area
Dressed in an ill-fitting suit, sporting craggy yellow teeth and pale skin, obviously from a lack of proper hygiene and overexposure to the sun, a seemingly delirious old man staggered out in front of a large crowd at a local arena and began ranting about the state of the...
So Much for Putting America First
Ok, so McCain's ready to lead on Day 1. And what if he has a fatal heart attack on Day 2? President Palin? So much for putting America first...
Satan to Speak at Republican Convention
On the heels of announcing its preliminary list of speakers, including such Republican notables as Rudy Giuliani, Dick Cheney and Joe Lieberman, the RNC issued a press release stating that Satan will deliver a major address at the upcoming convention. Furthering its stated goal of having the list of speakers...
McCain Confides to Anonymous Campaign Source: "I'm Voting for Obama"
According to a campaign source intimately close with the Republican presumptive nominee, John McCain is weary from the many months of campaigning and privately admits that he'd rather just give up and vote for Obama. According to the well-placed source, McCain confided: "I give up. I can't...
Screw the Evangelical Vote!
Would someone who knows someone at CNN please pass on a request that they cease and desist from treating anything James Dobson says as news? This intellectual shitkicker may have puffed himself up enough to think he's got enough moral highground to evaluate the authenticity of the candidates, but...
