With the events of the last few weeks, we finally know exactly what black people were willing to give up in order to get Barack Obama in the White House: OJ Simpson.
What must other minorities volunteer to get their political ambitions fulfilled?

No. I don't care about the effects. I don't care that it's a remake. I don't give two shits who directed it or who wrote it, and Jennifer Connolly can do whatever she wants, it's not going to matter in the end. You can't make The Day the Earth Stood...

I've been saying it for years, America. I've been warning you, shouting about it, screaming about it, pulling my hair out of my head about it, but none of you have listened. "Children are dangerous," I've told you. "Children are our future," I've warned. "They're trying to take over the...

WASHINGTON - At his press conference this morning, Senator John McCain spared time for some nice words towards Reality, his departing campaign worker. "Reality has been a big part of this campaign, and I'm sorry to see him go. He has, however, requested time to be with his...

With the Peabody Police department requesting a public holiday for September 11th, we've taken a fantastic step towards creating a public holiday that completely disregards what it's actually remembering. But how will this holiday grow and change through the years? By using the most advanced science computers, I...

Obama: I have to correct Senator McCain's statement, just a little bit, not surprisingly. Because he's a dummy. And a liar. A dumb, lying, dummy. With respect, of course, to you, Senator.

McCain: I wrote a letter in my clubhouse. Senator Obama's name is not on our wood-burned plank that...

McCain: First off, I want to talk about me. I'm old. My face has been smoothed over with over fourteen hundred pounds of make-up.

Leher: I too am covered in make-up. How about that economy?

Obama: My face is naturally beautiful. The economy-- not my fault. I am the future.

Look out, sheeple! It's time to blow your brains out with some straight up TRUTH!!

It's been a fantastic year for the 9/11 truth movement. We've uncovered some serious evidence that indicates exactly how the corrupt conspiracists concocted their colluded plan. First off, we should catch you up on what...

I'd like to announce the sad and untimely death of one Vivian Bierl of Lenox, Ma. Vivian, a former Hillary Clinton supporter who had switched over to the McCain/Palin ticket, was hit by a car while chasing her cat, Mr. Snuggles, who had somehow gotten onto a pair of roller...