With George Bush out of office, the stand up comedy world is going to lose some hilariously awful "George Bush talks funny" and "George Bush choked on a pretzel" jokes. If you forgot those jokes still existed, just know that the Chuckle Hut in Boise didn't. With bad '80s...

Five Things that Wouldn't Surprise Me in this Election 1. Mitt Romney shoots a gay immigrant in the head to make up for his liberal stances in Massachusetts, and to shut up Fred Thompson. 2. At some point, John McCain pees on himself (even just a little). 3. When...

How's this for negative campaigning: Mike Huckabee is a crazy turd. Mike Huckabee often appears playing the bass guitar while standing next to Chuck Norris. This would be okay if he was running for the head of a fraternity, but he is running for president. The key to understanding...

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Dear Shit-talking Hipster, I know you have a lot of really cool ideas and theories about our government. In fact, I know you do because sometimes it even says so on your t-shirts. I know who you think sold out, caved in and brought down the Twin Towers...

When I turned on the news this week I naturally assumed that tigers had taken over the planet. Clearly, this would be the only reason to allot such a trivial story so much air time. Tigers have been plotting an armed revolt and have decided to strike, proving all of...

Here's an example of a question I would have liked to have seen: What are we going to do about the private contractors who are taking our money to build shit-stained schools, who are taking jobs away from Iraqis, and who have, as of late, been a bit...

Mike Huckabee started bad-mouthing the Mormons this week because their fictional God has different crazy rules than his own fictional God. This is funny until you remember that these two are running for president of the United States (that's us), and Republicans are voting based on which voice...

The long-awaited answer to the Rape vs. Mormonism question was finally answered...and, boy, was it close! GOP voters this week put Mike the "Thinks Gays are the End of Civilization but Rape is Not" Huckabee 22 points ahead of Mitt "The Mormon" Romney. Now, for anyone who doesn...

Recently, a comedy club owner told me I was not allowed to talk about politics at a comedy club. He said the reason was "the people come here to drink...not to think." So now I am trying to find ways to sneak my political agenda into cliché stand-up...