It seems like anything Republicans are publicly against they are secretly doing: Marc Foley introduced the "Child Modeling Exploitation Prevention Act of 2002" to outlaw websites featuring sexually suggestive images of preteen children. Which I only assume he did to get the web addresses. Larry Craig, who voted against anything...

So I'm supposed to write something about Thanksgiving, and I figured that a detailed synopsis of how turkeys are slaughtered isn't really down funny bone ally. Instead, I will look one month ahead to the far more capitalist-friendly Christmas. And as an Atheist, I will also mock...

The most popular argument for the Mukasey confirmation was: "Well, at least he's not Alberto Gonzales." Here is a list of other things that are not Alberto Gonzales, but should not be the Attorney General: Osama Bin Laden My uncle Cliff Hurricanes Michael Mukasey...

Actors?...Really? For anyone who says that writers do not make film or TV but actors do, please watch Jake Gyllenhaal interviewed. Fine actor. Total dipshit...

1) If you were on a desert island and could only bring three items with you, what would they be and why does Barack Obama love terrorists? 2) You're smart, sophisticated, tough-on-terror, kind-hearted, the right candidate for the job, and let's be honest, all sorts...

You know how I knew the YouTube debates were fixed? Do you remember when that one person asked that one question to Chris Dodd? Yeah, that's when I knew, because no one wants to ask a question to Chris Dodd. Because no one cares about Chris Dodd. They know...

Because he looks freakish. I know. It's a sad commentary on our culture, but we are image-concerned people. The press is constantly talking about Edwards' good looks, Pelosi's outfit selections, and for weeks showed Senator Obama without his shirt on. No one ever showed Abe Lincoln shirtless...