A subtle difference between Bush and Obama:
Talking about the economy, B.O. said "Right now, the most important task for us is to stabilize the patient. The economy is badly damaged ? it is very sick." Bush, on the other hand, recently declared "Wall Street got drunk"...

What a fantastic week for cheating. Let's start with the big boys...

Bernard Madoff was arrested for running a Ponzi scheme which wiped out over $50 billion from Austria to West Palm Beach. (Hey, West Palm remember when you voted for Buchanan? Paybacks a byatch).
Taking advantage of the...

The Chicago sit in and the auto company bailout gave Jeff Kreisler a plan for unemployed workers:

* "Birmingham Mayor Accused of Trading County Deals for Cash and Clothes." Cash and clothes? Hello, Birmingham Mayor, think big: renovations to Alaskan homes, yachts called "Buoy Toy," or, say, tin-foil-wrapped cash in a freezer. Amatuer.

* Succes$tory: "These errors make us look either incompetent...

I found an application for bailout money online. I downloaded it and am ready to apply. If I qualify, I'll totally stimulate the economy. Here's how:

With the election over, political comedians are out of work. Having joined the Midwest on the unemployment line, one has been asked to chronicle the struggle in a new series, Jeff Kreisler: Unemployed.

There are many things I didn't get the chance to say. I wanted to talk about the absurdities and the insanities and the outrages of the campaign. I wanted to dream about the end of triviality. I wanted to spout silly things and serious things and things in between to...

Everyone's talking about the Bradley Effect (or at least everyone looking to preemptively explain The Diebold Effect)...



But what about the Woody Allen Effect, a.k.a., the Inadequacy Factor?



Let's face it, it's been easy being a schmuck the last 8 years, because no matter what I did, I could confidently tell myself...

Round 92: Hot Dog Eat Off

Round 76: Cook Off