Washington, D.C. -- For several days now, Vice President-elect Joe Biden has been lobbying members of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies to include as part of the official swearing-in ceremony a moon bounce, an inflatable structure that people can enter and bounce up and down in. So far,...

Washington, D.C. -- President-elect Barack Obama announced today that President Bush will continue to work in the White House after Mr. Obama's inauguration on January 20th - Mr. Bush will take over as White House Handyman. "He'll fix various things that are in a state of disrepair in and around...

Washington, D.C. -- At Monday's annual White House Christmas party, Vice President Dick Cheney surprised no one when he gave everyone on his gift list a block of enriched uranium. Enriched uranium is a vital component of nuclear weaponry. According to several people on Mr. Cheney's list, he has given...

Washington, D.C. - President Bush addressed the nation tonight to ask that history, and the American people, judge him "on a curve, to make things fair." Mr. Bush's address was seen on all three major networks, and included an acknowledgment that, "Many people see my presidency as being less than...

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In this audio excerpt from NPNR, Interim White House Press Secretary Josh Upland takes questions regarding a news story which said that President Bush is refusing to come out of a fort he constructed.

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Chicago, Illinois - As President-elect Barack Obama adds to his list of cabinet appointments, he's hitting a roadblock with one particular nomination: director of the Central Intelligence Agency. Mr. Obama, who ran on a message of change, is attempting to think outside the box for his pick to run the...

Washington, D.C. - Vice President Dick Cheney said he will refuse any attempt to impose "unwise, politically-motivated timelines" for the Bush administration's withdrawal from the White House. President Bush's term officially ends January 20, 2009, when Barack Obama will be sworn in as the nation's next president. However, Cheney said...

Emmaus, PA -- Joe and Lori Metuchen realized something Friday, as they were waiting on a long line at 4:00 AM for a nearby Best Buy to open: toothpaste is a great gift for Christmas. The Metuchens, like so many other Americans, were hoping to take advantage of huge discounts...

Juneau, Alaska - When Sarah Palin returned to her job as Governor of Alaska earlier this month, following her star turn as Republican Vice Presidential candidate, many in the political world expected she might find a changed landscape. She had been the tough-talking spokeswoman for the far right of her...