1. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that shoe?
2. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that second shoe?
3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown.
4. Let's say people had three feet....

A new phony flyer from the Virginia State Board of Elections has been discovered being distributed around Virginia today. Like the first one that was found, this one is also fraudulent.

John McCain did not think it was necessary to get so specific with his brother Joe about things NOT TO DO during this historic election. However, in light of recent events he was forced to send him this memo:

Dear Joe,

I know how you can get...