So you go to college, med school, complete your residency, work sixty-hour weeks and try to pay down your six-figure student loans only to turn on the presidential debate and find out that your fucking plumber is making 100K a year more than you. Screw "Joe the Plumber...

Back on July 13, 2004, Fox News--which consistently hires the biggest dicks in entertainment outside of the gay porn industry--was host to another of Bill O'Reilly's patented tirades: "The latest atrocity is a rap song by a guy named Jadakiss, who is just a pitiful pawn...

1776: America is founded on CHRISTIANITY! Also, some "consent of the governed" shit. Eat it, King George! Let's also put "all men are created equal" in there, just for shits. (We can do something good for the blacks later. O.J. gets off? Just spitballin' here.) 1783: War ends...

Anyone who saw the grand mal seizure that passed for Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric on Thursday has got to be wondering whether it was they, Palin, or everyone concerned who was 'shrooming through the experience. Here's a representative excerpt: Couric: You've cited Alaska's proximity...

Merde! Lynn Forester de Rothschild, a top Hillary Clinton fundraiser, has endorsed John McCain for president of these United States. Apparently, the wife of Sir Evelyn de Rothschild feels Obama is "arrogant and has difficulty connecting with average Americans." And who better to tell us about connecting with Middle America...

Now that we've all spent the last week getting to know Sarah Palin -- and roughly the same amount of time getting to know her illicit bastard grand-fetus -- it's time to reflect. To review: What the fuck, John McCain? Forget that McCain, who is diagnosed with cancer fortnightly...

Proving that there's no progressive breakthrough that's too passé for Republicans to pretend to act on for the first time, John McCain on Friday selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. Of course, this is a watershed moment in presidential politics that's bound to draw...

In light of the National Press Club's refreshing open-door policy, which is on grander display than ever following its courageous decision to host a hitherto roundly ignored accuser's Wednesday press conference, we respectfully submit our own modest proposal to the venerable NPC: Event Name: Sylvia Smith is...

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With Hillary Clinton's more or less gracious concession speech on Saturday, the race between Barack Obama and John McCain is officially on. In case you hadn't noticed, one of these candidates is a little, shall we say, cooler than the other. Indeed, not since Richard Nixon flop-sweated...