McCain and Obama in Hamilton/Burr-style Duel GOP hopeful fells Dem nominee; RNC tabs longtime secret Cheney clone in emergency summit. WAR! Iowa, Illinois, South Carolina, Alabama, Alaska, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Idaho, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, North Dakota, Utah, Louisiana, Nebraska, Washington, Maine, Maryland, Virginia, Hawaii, Wisconsin, Vermont, District...

The single most shocking thing about the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal is, of course, his party affiliation. The GOP has such a notorious losing streak when it comes to this stuff that when a Democrat finally falls it's kinda like when Somalia beats Austria in the luge. So Spitzer...

Over the next couple of days, Mike Huckabee will campaign in Wisconsin as part of his whirlwind John McCain's Wrinkly-Veteran-White-Ass-Smooching Tour. Of course, early in the campaign, Huckabee declared that he did not believe in evolution, then later did his best to convince voters that...

Dear Mr. President, We sincerely appreciate your efforts to stimulate the economy by showering the unwashed masses with tens of dollars. It's a bold move that will no doubt buoy consumer confidence during this rough patch, spurring reluctant buyers to put down payments on all those inexplicably empty $445...

In the proud tradition of the scab Duke boys, Coy and Vance, we'd like to do our part to resolve the current Hollywood labor strife. Now, we realize that our television writing credits are few and far between. In high school, Joe served as a script editor for The...

This weekend, hundreds of New Yorkers will descend on Green Bay, Wisconsin, to watch their Giants battle the Packers for the chance to go to the Super Bowl and play the Patriots (which, let's face it, is a little like pulling out another girl's hair for the right...

Living in Wisconsin, we don't get to have an official say in this year's presidential election until February, which is why candidates aren't falling all over themselves to endorse an alternative biofuel made from the ass fat of morbidly obese dairy farmers. So, like most of the...

Note from Tom: Joseph and I made a deal when we started blogging for 23/6: I would indulge him his rarefied art, food, and Hello Kitty references and he would agree to write about sports. The following is our first attempt at this. AFC Jacksonville Jaguars at Pittsburgh Steelers...

We're pretty sure that America's time as top dog is coming to an end. Personally, we can't complain too much. This year we had two more books published. Joe bummed around Europe for a month. Tom lived vicariously through the antics of Kevin Nealon's Councilman Doug...

In one of those so-wonderfully-smart-assed-we-wish-we'd-thought-of-it moments, a Wisconsin man recently requested permission from the city of Green Bay to erect a Seinfeld Festivus pole at City Hall in response to the local government's inclusive religious display policy. Of course...