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First Draft of McCain's Convention Speech Leaked to Press
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Palin's Convention Speech Leaked to Press
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The Veep to Nowhere
So John McCain did it. He picked the first ever "Trophy Vice" on a presidential ticket. This is a major step for trophy vices and wives across the country. Unfortunately it looks like the shit storm around this pick has recently been upgraded to Category 5. Gustav has nothin' on...
Convention Cheers & Fears
CHEERS To the people selling Obama pins and tee-shirts with the enthusiasm of a championship little league team. They impress me because I'm sure at least 50 percent of them will go to the RNC next week and sell McCain buttons with equal fervor. To Joe Biden for...
Liveblogging Outside the DNC (Because They Won't Let Me In)
8:07p Having coffee in the Coffee Bean in Denver discussing blogging with a few nerds of tremendous proportions. Sadly enough, I fit right in. 8:09p Riot police shooting tear gas into small crowd of protesters. Cops are dressed like Storm Troopers. Protesters are dressed like a Salvation Army...
McCain's Cheat Sheet to Remember How Many Houses He Has
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A Detailed Analysis of the Chain of Command in Cartoon Form
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A Detailed Analysis of Lieberman Speaking at the GOP Convention in Cartoon Form
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Homeland Security Tap Catches McCain
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Ohio Switches to Playtime Easy-Bake Voting Machines
A recent report by Project Vote states that 600,000 voters may be purged from the voter rolls in Ohio, mostly black or younger voters who are likely to vote for Barack Obama. In response, the state of Ohio has made a few changes in their voting machines and is...
