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A Modestly Racist Proposal to Ease the Transition to a Black President
Clearly the racists and closet racists amongst my people (white America) seem to be getting a little twitchy about the possibility of a black president. Well, as a card-carrying racist myself, I don't share those concerns. I'm more worried about Mitt Romney because what color is he...
A Detailed Analysis of the Bush Administration's Achievements in Cartoon Form
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There's Nothing Worse Than Bad Propaganda
Watch Lee's latest video: Candidate vs. Comedian: How Many Immigrants Does it Take to Beat Up Mitt Romney...
An Easy Solution to the Upcoming Recession
It worries me that we've got a recession coming, and we don't actually make anything anymore. We don't produce anything! Think about it: What do Americans make nowadays? Tiny dogs, Red Bull and vodka vomit, YouTube videos of a guy playing the national anthem with his ass...
Notes on the Iowa Caucuses
Does anything say "joke presidential candidacy" like Chuck Norris's unnaturally-white toothy grin behind you in your "victory" speech? Listen, when your only big-name supporter is a late-night Bowflex salesman, you're still a loser even when giving a victory speech. The biggest loser last night was...
