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The GOP Wants You Back! (That Goes for You Too, Pedophiles!)
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A Detailed Analysis of Barack Obama's Meeting with President Bush
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As a White Man, I'd Like to Say I'm Tired of the Man Keeping Me Down
We've had a black president elect for over five days now, and as a white man, I would just like to say I've had enough of The Man keeping me down. ENOUGH! You don't know how tough it is being me. You didn't come from where...
Sarah Palin's Rejected Concession Speech Leaked to Press
It's been widely reported that Gov. Palin fought hard to give her own concession speech after the election had been decided on Tuesday night. However, McCain adviser Steve Schmidt wisely made sure Palin was not allowed to speak to the nation. But now we've found out Caribou Barbie...
Barack Obama's Notes on His Potential Cabinet Leaked to Press
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Liveblogging Volunteering for the Obama Campaign in a Battleground State
Saturday, Nov. 1 Arrive in Alexandria, VA. I'm told this is a battleground state. I've worn an old-timey Viking helmet just in case. I meet the other volunteers and quickly size up which ones won't mind some good-natured sexual harassment. (Most are fine with it...
Leaked: Joe The Plumber's First Single from His Country Album
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Leaked: McCain's Original Joe The Plumber Brainstorm Memo
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McCain's October Surprise Memo Leaked to Press
Okay team, don't forget to dispose of this memo when you're done reading it. Anyway, clearly we need a late-October surprise. Here are the possibilities I've come up with. Some may sound outlandish, but I'm willing to do anything and spend any amount to win...
A Detailed Analysis of McCain's Money Problems in Cartoon Form
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