Interior: A restaurant. Meg: Linda, it's really great to see you. And you have a daughter now, my goodness. It's been so long! Linda, the superdelegate: I know, four years! We have so much to catch up on! Waitress: What'll you have? Linda (pointing to her daughter...

The Audacity of Lies: Obama Hiding Secret of Heritage Barack Obama claims he's a proponent for women's rights. His website says, "He has been a consistent champion of reproductive choice." But few have bothered to ask why Obama cares about reproductive rights. After all, he isn't a...

Jeremy Herron, an AP business writer, reported last week that Britney Spears' antics are generating a Spears-based sub-economy. "In the days after the Britney Spears soap opera rode a police-escorted gurney to its apex," Herron wrote, "celeb-mag sales spiked, traffic jammed gossip Web sites, tabloid TV...

Dear President Bush, Since you only have a year left in office, I know you're making an effort to leave a positive legacy. You want to be remembered as "Mideast Peace Broker" and "Refund-Check Giver," not as an unpopular, war-headed mispronouncer of words. To help aid you...

Economists have predicted a recession here in America, and some people are even talking about the possibility of a full stock market crash. Uh-oh! That means now is the perfect time for you to start saving money. But with today's credit-card-happy economy, many people don't...

If Britney Spears knocked on your door right now, dressed in a midriff-baring top and holding her children upside down, and said, "'Scuse me, ya'll. You got any of them poppable pills?" would you indulge her? No. Or at least I hope you wouldn't. So why are...