September 4 - Sarah Palin caught referring to black people as "moors."

September 8 - Bloggers discover Sarah Palin wrote and failed to sell a mystery novel in 2002 about a former beauty pageant runner-up who becomes VP, only to murder the elderly President and take full control of the...

Oh, man. The St. Paul Police Department's face must be red after they confused RNC protesters with a ravenous zombie hoard to be taken down at any cost.

Why else would they be wearing gas masks and more body armor than the dude from Halo? As I marched with other...

McCain has picked Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate. And if you haven't seen her, she's also apparently the lady from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Oh, man! What type of hilarity is going to happen when Palin introduces her lovably wacky family to...

By now you've read McCain's prickly interview with TIME Magazine.

But what you don't know is that TIME cleaned up the interview to help John McCain seem human. I know - scandal! Good thing I found the original tapes of the interview. I've transcribed it below:

What do...

Uh-oh! Looks like Iraq's been making a little money while we've been spending a lot of money.

If you're not like me--who would want to be? --you think it's time we took a little bit of that oil money.

I think the best way would be to...

Dear Barack,

Hey, man. Happy Birthday! We, the media, wish you many, many more in our spotlight.

How's the big day been? Have any cake? We love cake. Did you get any photos? If you did, please send them to us! We'd love to post them!

So what do...

The House of Representatives want you to know they're really sad they owned you a while back. So much so that they've apologized!

Yeah! Now everything's okay. Whew. I'm glad they got that off their chest. Things might've gone sour.

But, guys, you should know they...

As always, when Bush says something succinct and kind of funny, the Republicans try to hide it.

That's right. Bush said that Wall Street got drunk, and now it's hung over. And it's waking up next to China. And in the morning light? Uh-uh, it don't look...

Good news, folks! The Bush Administration wants to define contraception--stuff like condoms, the pill... I don't know, the rhythm method, I suppose--as "abortion." That's right--contraceptives kill the baby before they're even alive, like cute little thought crimes.

"Wait a minute," you just said. "Babies therefore would have a...