On Wednesday November 5th, I made my debut in the New York Times on page C2. In other news, America elected the first black president in an election that was followed closely around the world.

It wasn't that I was hoping for a slow news...

A few weeks ago I was asked to perform at the first annual Nantucket Comedy Festival. As part of the festival they held a roast of the classic comedy duo Stiller & Meara. I've never been much of a roaster. Roast comedy is almost like it's own genre....

I just got back from Texas and I couldn't get over how many "Don't mess with Texas" bumper stickers there were. I was like, "Excuse me, Texas - I had no intention of messing with you." And they're like, "But you were gonna." And I was like, "Nuh uh." And...