Today I woke up and felt something amazing: The earth had been adjusted, put back in place. A genius for president and OJ goes to jail. It gives me hope.

It was so satisfying to watch OJ finally crying in court. Yes, I laughed my head off watching him whimper...

How thrilling to hear our new leader speak tonight. What a reminder how powerful words can be. How they can restore hope. and change the world.

I had two brushes with racism when i was growing up. One was in high school when my name and "nigger...

Yesterday, I was so disheartened and angry over the bounce the McCrancky campaign got for a phony, pathetic, empty convention. Today, the ultra-frightening candidate and his face lift of change chick, Sarah, can't hurt me, and I'm definitely not getting a gun. I wouldn't be good with a real gun,...

What I've seen over this weekend convinces me, we are involved in a fixed game. To even imply its a close race is a joke. This isn't a close election--this is a fixed election. If Obama isn't the president, we will know for sure that we have lost all control...

It feels like McCain's first presidential decision was made by reading someone's MySpace. Met her once? Cindy in on the selection? Even Bush didn't pull that, but it is on par with looking in Putins eyes and knowing he was a good man. Oh yeah, and he nominated Harriet Miers...

Wonder if the Republicans will get the life stories of the Presidential ticket mixed up and the narrative becomes "Sarah Palin's Down Syndrome baby was a prisoner of war in a cage in Viet Nam with no kitchen table, probably no diapers..."

Another "tell" in the GW posing as human act: the shoulder laugh. It's obvious the people who programed the GWHuman took their body language from a bad actor doing a fake laugh. There were other "tells" such as Iraq being the wrong country for a war and the destruction of...

What more is there to say? Shopping alleviated our fears after 9/11, and turning down the air conditioning will eliminate the energy crunch. I know, let's only go shopping in stores that don't use air conditioning: outdoor markets, for example, or the trunk of an old Chevy with charming gang...

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If any of you are psychic, can you let me know if this Iran rocket situation is the last and final affirmation that this is the end of the world? I want to have time to run to Del Taco and McDonalds and eat without thought, contact weirdos...

With Iraq insisting on a timtable for withdrawing our troops, I feel kind of like "the man who came to dinner." Of course, in that play, the host wasn't the dinner. What happened to when they stand up, we'll stand down? Did they suddenly learn to stand up?...