This column was meant to run in Variety's "Pushy Questions" section. Right before publishing it, Variety decided to stop running "Pushy Questions." Or at least that's what they told me...

Last film I saw:
Die Hard IV: Live Free or Die Hard

Three films that...

We've all been dumped. It's what you do after you get dumped that makes all the difference. Along with a phalanx of social scientists, psychiatrists, psychologists and Dr. Phil, I have devised an easy three-step process to getting over an ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend.

Just follow these three simple rules...