8:06p We might be in the wrong theater, they're playing football. Oh wait, no a fight!

8:08p Never Back Down (aka "Jake") starts a brawl on the football field because an opposing player calls his dead dad an alcoholic. Good one.

8:10p His family is moving to Orlando...

4:33p Film opens with the telling of a legend. People were hungry and restless cause there were no animals to hunt. We kind of feel like this movie is going to be about global warming. The Day After 10,000 B.C.?

4:34p Only time can teach us time? Ricky could care...

4:22p Ricky sees Sex and the City trailer for the third time. He says Alex has to stop making him see these lady movies.

4:23p Alex is confused. If Ricky hates lady stuff so much why is he singing along to India Arie's cover of Don Henley's The...

We liveblog the week's worst movie so you don't have to see it.

4:15p Ricky and Alex arrive at the theater with their spy gear (aka binoculars). Alex thinks Ricky looks like a birdwatcher. Ricky just likes his cardigan, a lot.

4:31p Sepia toned news footage...

This was an experiment. We wanted to see if there were substantive similarities (both thematic and character-based) between Step Up 2 the Streets and Rambo. So we liveblogged them side by side, or sideblogged, if you will. We discovered that, yes, in fact, the movies do share themes: Asians are...

3:46p -- Ricky is singing along with the commercials, specifically to Madonna's Ray of Light. It is not going well.

4:00p -- Ricky refuses to acknowledge that the theater is full, despite the fact that every seat is taken. Is insisting the movie will tank.

4:04p -- Movie opens with...