Redmond, WA - In a move that shook the technology sector last week, Microsoft launched a $45Bn hostile takeover bid for Yahoo. The combined giant is expected to be a formidable competitor to Google. A Microsoft spokesperson highlighted the strategic opportunity. "Google gives away software for free. We sell software....

Washington, D.C. - GeneriCorp, the area's largest employer, announced today that they would be defining roles and responsibilities for employees. The announcement stunned employers and investors alike.

Dennis Dixon, a spokesperson for the executive committee, which has a job description for the first time in the company's 82-year history, explained...