TAMPA., FL (Special to Sportsman's Daily) So it's about that time again. Super Bowl XLIII. Look, I don't mind the build-up, the hype, the media asking stupid questions -- "if you were a vegetable what kind of vegetable would you be." (I'd be a fucking ear of corn, moron, how...

ASTORIA, NY -- The bizarre spectacle of a headless goat in a topless bar comes on the heels of a recent New York Times story describing a game of buzkashi, which dates back to Genghis Khan. Buzkashi pits teams of horseback-riding Afghans wearing traditional Uzbek hats and robes, who beat...

ATLANTA -- His body is as sculpted as it ever was, but at age 46, Evander Holyfield is, well, 46 - a point where the body starts to balk and bruises refuse to heal. But that's not stopping the four time heavyweight champ from stepping into the ring this weekend...

FOXBOROUGH, MA -- During halftime of "Monday Night Football," super agent Drew Rosenhaus was on to clear up a major misconception surrounding his client Plaxico Burress's "self-inflicted" gunshot wound.

"I shudder to think of the carnage had the bullet been allowed to roam freely in a...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just minutes after President Bush pardoned "Pumpkin," the National Thanksgiving Turkey, the President condemned another turkey, named "Popcorn," to die. According to White House spokesman , Popcorn's final wish was to spend his last day with the First Family before being executed at dawn in a solemn...

NEW YORK -- There was a time when drama meant a game that went down to the final seconds. Now, it just as often refers to the amateurish over-acting of NBA drama queens who wouldn't know Constantin Stanislavski from Peja Stoyakavich. James Lipton, the famously finicky host of Inside the...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife Lynne welcomed Vice President-elect Joe Biden and his wife Jill on Thursday for a tour of his new home to be, Washington's Naval Observatory, which serves as the official vice presidential residence.

The couples met on the porch and exchanged...

WASHINGTON, DC -- In appointing the legendary rage-a-holic Rahm Emanuel as his chief-of-staff, President Elect Barack Obama praised him as a no-nonsense guy who gets things done. But in sharp contrast to his preternaturally calm new boss, the Chicago native many call Rahmbo is known for in-your-face, over-the-top rants, hyper-aggressive...

PHILADELPHIA, PA -- To the untrained eye, Philadelphia sports fans are raucous, boorish, and, on balance, more drunk than sober, but just under their uncivilized veneer gently throbs a surprising sensitivity, a byproduct of years of near-misses and crushing disappointment.

As the Phillies await the outcome of...

ST. LOUIS, Missouri -- According to Joe Biden, Joe Biden never backs down from a fight, even the time he found himself face-to-fist with Samantha Bedell, a nine-year old bully who administered a beating the Delaware Senator will never forget.

At the Democratic National Convention, Biden...