Election 2008

Tagg Romney calls his dad with a Schwarzenegger sound-board:

Tagg Romney is clearly the George Clooney of his family. He just loves to play gags! The only problem is that when George Clooney plays a practical joke on the set with Brad Pitt, they both go home to their movie-star wives (or boyfriends. There's rumors, George), have some champagne by the infinity pool, and call Steven Spielberg to joke about dinosaurs. When Mitt Romney goes home, he gives Tagg a stroke of the belt for every voting age cheek that went unkissed during his little ruse, and hate-masturbates to the latest Zogby results before powering down his animatronic exo-skeleton. Because he's a robot.