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An American troop in Baghdad presents the award for best documentary short subject:

It must have sucked royally to have been chosen to give the acceptance speech after this—we mean, who wants to follow the Iraq soldiers? Thank god "Ratatouille" isn't in this category or Patten Oswald would be f*cked.

We'd just like to give a special shout-out to the token black female on the faaaaaar right of this brigade. Sure, it must suck to be trotted out during every event as evidence of affirmative action in the military, but on the other hand it's Oscar time and the feeling's right.