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A British TV spot for Heinz mayo features two men kissing. Bill O'Reilly thinks it's a gay thing but no one else does. For once, O'Reilly is the one who's right. It's just unclear why he gives a crap:

I'm still not sure where I stand on "the mayonaise issue." I know I'm pro-dijonaise, but I'm really kind of sick of those uptight scolds in the mayo action groups. Either way, KEEP YOUR SUPREME COURT OUT OF MY CONDIMENTS!!!