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Dictator Robert Mugabe's new TV ad, seen by the three people in his country who own TVs:

The bigger question looms: Why does Robert Mugabe, a dictator who's said he won't accept defeat even if the results of the election show as much, EVEN NEED ADVERTISING? Nothing works better at persuading any electorate than guns, and Mugabe's got plenty of those.

Save your money, Bob, and use it to buy a tenth summer home while your people starve to death. Oh yeah, by the time we watched your ad—due to your country's 1,000% inflation rate—it cost you about $100,000 more than when you first made it. Now we know what you mean by the "Loser's Club."