July 10, 2008
Election 2008
Jesse Jackson made an unremarkable appearance on the O'Reilly Factor recently:

Just kidding. He said he wants to castrate Barack Obama. He said it in front of a Fox News television camera. He did that.

Disappointing. He couldn't have made it rhyme? "Allow me to be gesticular / On the particulars / Of making obama a little less testicular." (You are welcome, fans of short news clips on the internet.)