July 15, 2008
Politics
Minnesota's Senate race'll be a lot less fun without Jesse Ventura (video)

Sexual Tyrannosaurus Jesse Ventura went on "Larry King Live" last night to announce his plans to not run for Minnesota's crazy-fest U.S. Senate seat with Al Franken and Norm Coleman:

As horrible a governor as he was (9/11 conspiracy theories? Really?), the prospect of him as the Senate's lone mulleteer was delicious. Hang ten, sir.