July 25, 2008
Election 2008
McCain counterprograms Obama's Berlin speech with a press conference in front of a dairy case

While Obama was electrifying the world in Berlin, McCain was electrifying fans of strong bones in the dairy aisle of a Pennsylvania supermarket:

Well it was a Bethlehem, Pennsylvania supermarket. Bethlehem...Jesus...milk...um...yogurt? Oh hell, never mind. This was an abortion from the get go and we can't stop watching it.