August 15, 2008
Entertainment
Trailer for anti-Michael Moore movie "American Carol"

David Zucker is trying to see how badly he can make us miss "Airplane" with his new movie "American Carol," in which Chris Farley's brother shows how badly he can make us miss Chris Farley. Bill O'Reilly featured the trailer on the "Factor" because (shudder) he's got a cameo in it!

Yikes. Who knew a movie could make us want to give "Meet The Spartans" another chance. So let's tally up the hilarious gags in the trailer, shall we:

1. War protestors are ugly chicks with beards

2. Michael Moore is fat

3. All Arabs are named Mohammed

4. Michael Moore is horny

5. BANG! [THUMP]



Oops, sorry. We just shot ourselves. You know, normally we'd show up on opening day for a new Trace Adkins movie, but this one might have to wait. Looks like we'll have to just wait for the next Hertz commercial to watch Kevin Farley rape his brother's memory some more.