October 08, 2008
WATCH: Alaska planning war with U.S.

Is Alaska the 49th state, or a rogue state? Sarah Palin's pals seem to be planning to secede or attack. We can't tell, but the music makes that old Santa Claus guy appear more chilling than the bailout. Don't forget, Palin commands an Army, according to her. One quick march through Canada, and they can seize Seattle.

Ever since we "won" in Iraq, the Axis of Evil has been short one member. Perhaps it's time to add Alaska.