October 16, 2008
Election 2008
Even Joe the plumber was a little gay for a few days

Ever heard of the Natural Law Party? Us either, but Joe the plumber sure has cause he was a member! And guess what? It's made up of a bunch of dirty, shiftless, free-lovin' hippies!

I mean you can't fault the guy for not remembering his time with the NLP. His time spent with the other NLP spiritual members like Skye, Capricorn, and Nebula Woodchip is just a big haze of peyote and tie-dye now. And hey, this did go national and it's gonna go viral, so enjoy your 15 minutes as a punchline, Joe the Plumber- or should we say Jojoba the Starcatcher?