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Things are bad enough with this whole recession job genocide business and it just seems like there's not a whole lot to look forward to except Obama's inauguration and the Nintendo Wii I MOST DEFINITELY will be getting for Christmas, RIGHT MOM???? So the last thing the American psyche needs is a debbie downer like this guy spreading hate speech about our most cherished consumer day.

Sure, Christmas used to be a humble holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus, but it's 2008 and Christmas isn't some biblical birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese anymore. This is America, and it's go big or go home. In these modern times, What Would Jesus Do? He'd probably bum rush Walmart on Black Friday to get a 52" Plasma Screen TV, because honestly have you seen the picture on those things? Crystal clear. Here's my gift of kindness to you, dude: shut it down.