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January 09, 2009
Politics
Blago gave a press conference (and it felt like a kiss)

We have not understood Rod Blagojevich's power over the state of Illinois until this press conference. He is persuasive, well-dressed and our new pretend boyfriend. Tough, yet sensitive. He quotes Tennyson, loves pap smears and hosts Pink potlucks. Once disgusted, now we are smitten. Love works that way.

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