January 12, 2009
Douchebags
Parenting tips from a barren bachelorette

Barren bachelorette Ann Coulter appeared on The View to promote her book, "Provocative Shit, Repackaged." We pick up where Coulter went after Barbara Walters, accusing her of reading Coulter's book aloud as if it were "Mein Kampf." (Oh, Ann, you wish your book was that good.) This did not please Sherri, who delivered a cleaned up version of "WFT?" Ann sputtered, then pointed out hopefully that a producer was giving the "wrap" sign:


Coulter's book slams, among other undeserving entities, single moms. (We have no idea if Coulter has ever been pregnant, but we can imagine a Coulter fetus voluntarily miscarrying itself once it heard its mother's dulcet tones vibrate the womb's walls.)