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23/6 makes Fox's "On the Record with Greta"!
That's our Trig story, on the top of the Google search pile. Greta Van Sustern reads the headline with the hypocritical venom you'd expect from a Scientologist who probably used drugs to recover from her facelift. In terms of shoutouts, we've had Olbermann, Rick Sanchez and now Greta. We're finally on our way!
23/6 makes Fox's "On the Record with Greta"!
Wolf Blitzer: Master of the white man's overbite
Words cannot express:
If you can't get enough of the Wolfman dance, check out our Commemorative 23/6 Dancing Wolf Blitzer Animated GIF.
Parenting tips from a barren bachelorette
Barren bachelorette Ann Coulter appeared on The View to promote her book, "Provocative Shit, Repackaged." We pick up where Coulter went after Barbara Walters, accusing her of reading Coulter's book aloud as if it were "Mein Kampf." (Oh, Ann, you wish your book was that good.) This did not please Sherri, who delivered a cleaned up version of "WFT?" Ann sputtered, then pointed out hopefully that a producer was giving the "wrap" sign:
Coulter's book slams, among other undeserving entities, single moms. (We have no idea if Coulter has ever been pregnant, but we can imagine a Coulter fetus voluntarily miscarrying itself once it heard its mother's dulcet tones vibrate the womb's walls.)
MSNBC BREAKING NEWS: A commercial
Today's media crime: MSNBC hottie Norah O'Donnell is interviewing right-winger John Ziegler about his controversial Sarah Palin interview when all the sudden, Ziegler launches into a bizarre anti-MSNBC tirade. Norah lets him finish, cuts him off with the ole, "we have breaking news," throws to footage of a news conference that's not happening and then goes to commercial. Norah- WTF? The real breaking news was the raving lunatic on your show. How could you do this to us?
MSNBC BREAKING NEWS: A commercial
Blago gave a press conference (and it felt like a kiss)
We have not understood Rod Blagojevich's power over the state of Illinois until this press conference. He is persuasive, well-dressed and our new pretend boyfriend. Tough, yet sensitive. He quotes Tennyson, loves pap smears and hosts Pink potlucks. Once disgusted, now we are smitten. Love works that way.
Blago gave a press conference (and it felt like a kiss)
