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A highly stimulating speech
Nah just kidding, and hoping the New York Post wants me as a headline writer. Obama's speech today was a total downer. Apparently we're all gonna have to start working in the mines for The Chinese which, while a nice ironic turnabout, will make my English degree feel pretty pointless. At least there was some schadenfreude:
I hope he continues to drop these quiet "fuck yous" to the last 8 years into his speeches.
Ann Coulter, you can't hurt us anymore.
In a desperate attempt to get into Ann Coulter's inner-pentagram, Drudge Report tattled on the Today Show for "banning" her from being interviewed. Lo and behold and surprising to no one, the shell of a human being herself showed up on the Today Show this morning to defend herself or cast a spell or something.
Yeah sure I could get mad or outraged or whatever at how childish she's acting, but honestly, not even Ann Coulter gives a fuck about Ann Coulter anymore. Kudos to the Today Show for almost not wasting our television-viewing lives anymore.
Ann Coulter to world: "Leave George Bush alone!"
Also Joe McCarthy, Tom Delay, and probably any other evil scumbag of the last hundred years:
I was having a bad day today but thanks to Ann Coulter I realized that I'm actually part of something big: a vast leftist conspiracy. It's basically given me reason to go on with my life so thank you, you wonderful, man-faced life coach.
George Bush Sr. now exhibiting serious signs of dementia
Homeboy wants another Bush in the White House. Watch reality slip from the wrinkled, old, blood-stained hands of Bush Sr. as he discusses the future of Jeb Bush in politics (now that his other son's political career lays in ruins).
WTF?!?! I'm so glad that after the economy ate shit, thousands upon millions of Iraqis have died, the federal government failed the entire city of New Orleands, and 9/11 (yeah i said it), I'm so glad George Bush Sr. can have a nice chuckle about it. Civilizations may come and go, homes foreclosed, lives lost, but a Bush in politics is forever. Like diamonds. Blood diamonds.
Mike Huckabee is not your average weekend talk show host
Here's a new routine to start your Monday: a cup of coffee, a grapefruit and the sweet sounds of Mike Huckabee shredding on his bass from last night's show.
Well it's nice to see that this once-promising Presidential hopeful hasn't caved to whoring it out in the media world, you know keeping the network dicks out of his mouth (as Kathy Griffin would say). Blagojevich name pronunciation jokes and impromptu bass playing in an Elvis cover band?!?! This is a guy who plays by his own rules.
