Odds that...

Pakistan's president, General Pervez Musharraf, who is saying Pakistan's elections will be held by February 15, has already invited Katherine Harris for a visit to pick her brain: 3-1

After Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke testifies today to a Congressional committee on the U.S. economic outlook, he pulls out his wallet and asks his photo of Alan Greenspan if he did okay: 5-4

Tonight at mtvU's Woodie of the Year Awards, honoring college audiences' favorite music, Bright Eyes tenses up when Linkin Park passes by, and when Common sees Lily Allen schmoozing the Gym Class Heroes, he feels used: 18-7

When Victoria 'Posh Spice' Beckham watches herself on "Ugly Betty" tonight, she smugly congratulates herself on being a much better actress than that homely Asian woman, Vera Wang: 2-1

When O.J. Simpson returns to court on robbery and kidnapping charges today, he surveys the room, unzips his bag, and pulls out a thermos, a nail file, a book of Sudoku, his knitting, and a special pillow: 1-1