November 08, 2007

Thought Process Flowchart: Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez ended months of disingenuous denial Wednesday night, announcing at a Miami concert that she's pregnant. Her husband, singer-toady Marc Anthony, who claimed he didn't know she was going to share their news, shrugged and bent down to kiss her stomach.

That's right, J-Lo's front and back are finally balancing out. But why did she decide to become a mom?

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